The Jade Monkey

I didn't have a superiority complex until inferior people gave me one.

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Location: San Antonio, Texas, United States

5.23.2005

Retraction (#%@#%)

Just like newsweek, we at The Jade Monkey reserve the right to make up stories and then retract them when caught. In this spirit, our story from earlier this evening, "Democrats 'Duck and Cover' As Republicans Go Nuclear," is being blamed on a reliable anonymous source who assured us things would play out as reported . An updated story chronicling the unexpected turn of events will run shortly criticizing the feckless RINOs that have sold their constituents and an untold number of eminently qualified and desperately needed judges down the river, and their souls to the devil for 30 pieces of silver.

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